nopresentlikethetime:

Man, there’s been budget cuts to orange is the new black

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via drateeny)

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
― Marilyn Monroe (via psych-quotes)

(via misjudgments)

momofficial:

when u take a long vacation and come home
Man, there’s been budget cuts to orange is the new black

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

image

(Source: chickem, via thisworldcollides)

otpjerrie:

whatsupd0c:

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

came out
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